Nothing to see here folks. You've all seen these before - in science textbooks as events that occur once in a while every few million years or so. Four new islands created during a single one month period on distant parts of the planet is nothing to get yourself in a tizzy over. Go back to earning tax revenues. We need the money to finish off the comfort camp barracks in our own underground shelters.
Let's pray the worst we have to worry about is an economic collapse. That's the rose-colored glasses optimistic upbeat feelgood bubblegum family sleeper hit of the summer.